dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

(via swaggaliciouspancake)









oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Quelle: southwatertribe, via swaggaliciouspancake)



(Quelle: klainalsex, via pizza)



do-u-wanna-laugh:

"Only lesbians watch Orange is the New Black"

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teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

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