birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(via visualkeijrockotaku)


agendr:

nurato:

Not all men are

as straight as me. Im so heterosexual that i cant go 10 minutes without looking at a séxy lady or else i’ll pass out! Whenever i look a man in the eye on accident i make the sign of the cross over my chest and whisper “no homo.” Boy do i love sports and and hot women. My girlfriend ditched me because i cant stand within 5 feet of another man. I am so alone

(Quelle: hammerhai, via visualkeijrockotaku)


yixingy:

"why do you have some weird Asian guy on your phone?"

(via visualkeijrockotaku)



Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…

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shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

(via faunlikeschocolate)


I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

(Quelle: liveeduzit, via faunlikeschocolate)






namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

(via pizza)





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